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ruinedchildhood:

Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.

(via unmeshed)

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(via trust)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via fake-mermaid)

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via ruinedchildhood)

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

(Source: augutsy, via falloutboypatrick)

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via where-my-goldfish-at)

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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(via 420dongsquad)

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