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Is your older brother hot

Finally, is there anything in this interview that you wanna set straight? x

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my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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home decor for the whole family

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